So, I was in the car today and saw someone with the license plate “X0DUS3 5”, so I thought it was like Exodus 3:5 and I looked it up, and do you know what it said?

"Do not come any closer"


Oh my god.


get on her level 💅

long live the queen

ok so basically Dan is the man muggle umbridge

I’ve never got re n so drunk that I lost tracj of what I shoud and shoukdnt di like I’m still able ti stop myself from doing thinga is wojldnt normally do I j7st end up alkign a bit mroe tjats all

being drunk is fun but getting gdrjnk is nkt

I want either potato ski s or chili fries so.ek e help. Me het these pls